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are there any downsides to having lesbian parents? like were you ever bullied for it when you were little?

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rorpie:

rorpie:

well this annoying thing happens like every day:

I JUST SHOWED MY MOMS THIS AND NOW THEY THINK THEY’RE INTERNET CELEBRITIES

allthe23yearolds:

so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.

that’s enough blood loss to die twenty times

women are metal as fuck

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

lock-lamora:

duhpercy:

ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discreet pads are and how no one will ever be tell you’re wearing them wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCREET PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM

Use the men’s room they won’t expect it

'Who the fuck is eating chips in here?'

(Source: kazoofunk)

You miss, are passionate about Icecream cones. I respect that.

Haha! Yeah, a little bit, sorry. Dairy Queen was actually my first job and I worked there for the better part of 5 years when I was a teenager, so I have a lot of feelings about how a proper cone should be made.

pixalry:

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JESUS CHRIST THIS CONE IS TERRIBLE. FIRST OF ALL, WTF IS WITH THAT BOTTOM BALL? HOLD YOUR GODDAMN CONE STEADY YOU SHAKY FUCK. IT’S A PULL DOWN PUSH UP MOTION, NOT A GODDAMN ZIGZAG.
AND WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WITH THAT TIM BURTON STYLE PEAK LEADING UP TO THE (SHITTY, VERY SHITTY) CURL? BALLS. THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BALLS. SPHERICAL. NOT CONICAL. IT’S LIKE THEY SAID ‘FUCK IT’ AND JUST DIDN’T BOTHER TO PRESS THE TOP BALL INTO THE RIGHT SHAPE AT ALL.
AND THAT CURL! WHAT KIND OF HALF-ASSED, I CLEARLY FORGOT MY FUCKING CURL SHIT IS THAT?! THE CONSISTENCY OF THE ICE CREAM IS FUCKING FANTASTIC. THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR THAT WEAK ASS CURL. MOTHER FUCKER TURNED THE MACHINE OFF TOO EARLY AND HAD TO USE THE LEFTOVER HANGING OFF THE SPOUT FOR A NOT EVEN MEDIOCRE CURL. AT THE POINT OF FORMING THE CURL, YOU SHOULD BE IN THE PROCESS OF TURNING THE SPOUT OFF. YOU DON’T JUST SHUT THE FUCKING THING OFF COMPLETELY, DAMMIT. THE CURL SHOULD BE THICK AND ROUNDED.

THIS ONE IS A LITTLE FUCKING LOPSIDED, BUT AT LEAST IT’S GOT THE RIGHT SHAPE. EDUCATE YOURSELF, DAMMIT.

JESUS CHRIST THIS CONE IS TERRIBLE.

FIRST OF ALL, WTF IS WITH THAT BOTTOM BALL? HOLD YOUR GODDAMN CONE STEADY YOU SHAKY FUCK. IT’S A PULL DOWN PUSH UP MOTION, NOT A GODDAMN ZIGZAG.

AND WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WITH THAT TIM BURTON STYLE PEAK LEADING UP TO THE (SHITTY, VERY SHITTY) CURL? BALLS. THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BALLS. SPHERICAL. NOT CONICAL. IT’S LIKE THEY SAID ‘FUCK IT’ AND JUST DIDN’T BOTHER TO PRESS THE TOP BALL INTO THE RIGHT SHAPE AT ALL.

AND THAT CURL! WHAT KIND OF HALF-ASSED, I CLEARLY FORGOT MY FUCKING CURL SHIT IS THAT?! THE CONSISTENCY OF THE ICE CREAM IS FUCKING FANTASTIC. THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR THAT WEAK ASS CURL. MOTHER FUCKER TURNED THE MACHINE OFF TOO EARLY AND HAD TO USE THE LEFTOVER HANGING OFF THE SPOUT FOR A NOT EVEN MEDIOCRE CURL. AT THE POINT OF FORMING THE CURL, YOU SHOULD BE IN THE PROCESS OF TURNING THE SPOUT OFF. YOU DON’T JUST SHUT THE FUCKING THING OFF COMPLETELY, DAMMIT. THE CURL SHOULD BE THICK AND ROUNDED.

THIS ONE IS A LITTLE FUCKING LOPSIDED, BUT AT LEAST IT’S GOT THE RIGHT SHAPE. EDUCATE YOURSELF, DAMMIT.

(Source: certan)

naamahdarling:

hauntedsticks:

freckledtrekkie:

becausesometimesdreamsdocometrue:

disney-tasthic:

gastalicious-definition:

disney-tasthic:

globalsoftpirka:

disney-tasthic:

thedisneydifference:

Mulan loved my Mulan pen!
She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”

Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!

NOOOOOO OOOOOONESHOOTS LIKE MULAN

WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!

THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN

MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”

NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!

WHEN I WAS A GIRL I DRANK 3 CUPS OF TEAEVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GROW STRONG

NOW I’VE GROWN UP I DRINK FIVE CUPS OF TEAAND I DEFEATED THE KING OF THE HUUUUUUUNS

This is the best thing ever.

naamahdarling:

hauntedsticks:

freckledtrekkie:

becausesometimesdreamsdocometrue:

disney-tasthic:

gastalicious-definition:

disney-tasthic:

globalsoftpirka:

disney-tasthic:

thedisneydifference:

Mulan loved my Mulan pen!

She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”

Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!

NOOOOOO OOOOOONE
SHOOTS LIKE MULAN

WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!

THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN

MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”

NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!

WHEN I WAS A GIRL I DRANK 3 CUPS OF TEA
EVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GROW STRONG

NOW I’VE GROWN UP I DRINK FIVE CUPS OF TEA
AND I DEFEATED THE KING OF THE HUUUUUUUNS

This is the best thing ever.

Nicki Minaj - Pink Friday

(Source: minajxgaga)

sailormooncollectibles:

the new Moon Stick comes out in 1 week in Japan!! check the shopping guide for links to buy if you haven’t ordered!! :D

(Source: flickr.com)

dietcrush:

My mom was born in 1969 so some of her usernames have a 69 at the end and I haven’t found an appropriate way to tell her why she can’t do this

Guess what? Your mom knows what 69ing is.